Privacy Policy

Effective Date: Tuesday April 01 2025

Welcome to Big Thinky Ouchey (that’s us). Your privacy is important to us—no really, it is—and we’re committed to keeping any information you share with us safe, minimal, and not creepy.

What We Collect (And Don’t)

We keep it simple. The only personal data we might collect includes:

Your email address (if you subscribe to updates or contact us)
Basic analytics (like what pages people visit, via cookies or Google Analytics)

We don’t collect:

Your exact location
Your medical history
Your hopes, dreams, or browser history (unless you put that in a comment, in which case… wow, okay)

Cookies (The Digital Kind, Not the Good Kind)

We may use cookies to see how people use the site—this helps us make it less terrible. You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you’d rather not participate in that.

Emails and Contact

If you reach out via contact form or subscribe to a newsletter (if we ever start one), we’ll only use your email to reply or send updates. We won’t sell it, spam you, or do anything shady with it.

Third-Party Tools

We might use services like:

Google Analytics – to understand traffic patterns
Substack or Mailchimp – for email newsletters (if applicable)
Embedded content (e.g. YouTube videos, tweet embeds) – these might track you, but that’s on them, not us

Your Rights

You can always:

Ask what data we have on you
Request we delete it
Unsubscribe or opt out at any time

Just email us at [your@email.com] and we’ll make it happen.

Data Storage

We do our best to keep any data secure. We use reputable services and don’t store sensitive information ourselves.

Children’s Privacy

This site is not intended for children under 13. If you’re a kid, we admire your curiosity—but maybe ask a grown-up before diving deep into justice and epistemology.

If we change how we handle privacy, we’ll update this page. Keep an eye out, or don’t—that’s your call.

If you have any questions about this policy, email us at dickgariepy1@gmail.com We actually read our messages.